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Absent
Minded Professor
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One
day a absent minded professor was sitting in his office on
the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to
his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto
just died in an accident" Absent minded professor was
in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor
he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When
he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When
he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa
Singh.
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Our
Sardarji
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One
Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.
A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar
answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and
asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me Banta Singh" Third one came
and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided
to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went
and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was
much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere
Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. "
(Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you and you are relaxing
here!!!!!)
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Invitation
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One
day a rich man saw a poor family eating grass in the field. He stopped
and invited them to his house. They thanked him so much, they even
kissed his feet.
The man replied: "Don't worry, the grass in
my garden is over a metre long!"
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Example
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In
a medical college practical exam, during viva, a famous doctor asked
a brilliant student:
Doctor: Can you give an example for amphibian.
student: A frog.
Doctor: Very good, can you give another example?
Student: Another frog!
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Snakes
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Two
snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other,"Are
we poisonous snakes?" The other replied," You better believe
we are! We're rattlesnakes, why do you ask?" To which the first
replied," I just bit my tongue."
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